Mulva, The Cool Bus


Hi Everybody!  My name is Mulva and I was born in 1994 in Nashville, TN!  In my early years, I was seen driving Miley Cyrus to/from school…that is before she was on the Disney Channel and started being famous.  In 2006, I finally made the journey, the Lone Star State, TEXAS!  I operated as a school bus transporting the youth of America to/from school Monday – Fridays.  In 2014, I was sold at auction where my new owners painted me red, white and blue and parked in front of Reliant Stadium on Sundays in the Fall.  We would cheer on the Houston Texans together as I was their new Tailgate Party Bus!  However, that would only last one year as the next fall, 2015, I would find a new owner and never look back! 

Fun Facts:  My dad was the bus from the movie Speed and my mom was the school bus in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

Lance, Ambassador of Fun

Lance once took a lie detector test.  The machine confessed everything.  Lance once donated blood to a man.  He’s known as Super Man.  Lance does his crosswords in pen.  Lance’s first job was a paperboy.  There were no survivors.   Lance once caught a cold.  Then he killed it.  When Lance wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.  Lance knows how much wood the woodchuck can chuck.  Lance once beat Guitar Hero on Expert, using an air guitar.  Some magicians can walk on water, Lance can swim through land.  Lance can win a game of Connect Four in only 3 moves.  People call 9-1-1.  9-1-1 calls Lance.  Lance sleeps with a pillow under his gun.  Lance was bitten by a cobra and after 5 days of excruciating pain…the cobra died.  Lance is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.  Lance doesn’t dial the wrong number.  You answered the wrong phone.  Lance knows Victoria’s Secret.  Lance doesn’t breathe air.  He holds air hostage.  Lance can kill two stones with one bird.  Lance doesn’t sleep; he waits.